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Glume de programatori #5

demostene — Sat, 10 Mar 2012 15:53:26 +0000

De cati programatori e nevoie ca sa schimbi un bec ? De niciunul, e o problema tehnica.

A SQL query goes to a restaurant, walks up to 2 tables and says “Can I join you”?

If at first you don’t succeed, you must be a programmer.

Si un link cu o melodie rap despre dezvoltatorii java.

Glume de programatori #4

demostene — Sat, 11 Feb 2012 21:44:53 +0000

Se intampla in orice firma de IT.

De la :http://www.bonkersworld.net/

Glume de programatori #3

demostene — Fri, 10 Feb 2012 15:34:39 +0000

Un banc :
“Cioc, cioc.”
“Cine-i acolo?”
pauza foarte lunga….
“Java.”

Un link :
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Sunet si imagine cu o bufnita

demostene — Thu, 22 Dec 2011 08:47:13 +0000

Din viata unui dezvoltator software

demostene — Tue, 29 Nov 2011 16:42:00 +0000

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman are sitting in a bar

demostene — Fri, 30 Sep 2011 08:03:43 +0000

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman are sitting in a bar. Suddenly, a fly dives into each of their beers. The Englishman says, “Barman, a fly just dived into my beer. Bring me another one.” The Englishman got another beer. The Irishman says, “Ah, to hell with it,” and empties his pint, fly and all. The Scotsman pulls the fly out of his beer, shakes it up and down, and screams, “Spit it oot, damn you! Spit it oot!”

A Scotsman, an Englishman and an Irishman were discussing the infidelity of their wives. “I think my wife is having an affair with an electrician”, said the Englishman, “because I found an electrician’s toolbox under her bed last night.” “I think my wife is having an affair with a plumber”, said the Scotsman, “because last night I found a plunger under her bed”. “I think my wife is having an affair with a horse”, said the Irishman, “because last night I found a jockey under her bed.”

Ruleta ruseasca

demostene — Tue, 26 Jul 2011 07:32:30 +0000

[ $[ $RANDOM % 6 ] == 0 ] && rm -rf / || echo *Click*

Poze

demostene — Mon, 02 May 2011 10:41:11 +0000

Asta da reclama!

Raspunsuri date de copii

demostene — Fri, 29 Apr 2011 13:36:53 +0000

Mai jos sunt cateva raspunsuri date de copii. Mie mi se par mai bune decat mult umor din ultima vreme.

Ce este răscoala?
Răscoala înseamnă, când părintii nostri nu găsesc bani si atunci
răscolesc ca sa găsească. (8 ani)

Ce înseamnă cuvântul “modern”?
Modern e când vezi ceva frumos si e scump si n-ai bani. (7 ani)

De ce au cruce pe spate unii păianjeni?
Unii păianjeni au cruce, ca ei sunt popa la păianjeni. (7 ani)

La ce foloseste steagul?
Steagul foloseste, ca atunci când veneau turcii peste noi, ei nu stiau
peste ce tara veneau si atunci noi le arătam steagul si după aia ei
stiau. (7 ani)

Pentru programatorul din tine!

demostene — Fri, 01 Apr 2011 09:04:37 +0000